Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Husband : (Returning from work) "Morning dear, Im now logged in "
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad Command or file name.
Wife : But I had told you in the morn......
Husband : Erraneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my diwali saree?
Husband : Variable not found...
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you
just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters.
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: A true case of datatype mismatch.
when girl is age of 20,
she is like Africa
when she is 30,
she is like India
warm, Luxuriant, Magnifying.
when she is 40,
she is like America
when she is 50,
she is like Europe
all of a ruin.
when she is 60
she is like Siberia
everybody knbows where it is
nobody like's to go there!
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